Football Minute Transcipts
Week 4: Nothing More!

Week 4 or Week 5 or Week 6 depending on who you follow.

Sean McDonough told America that a muff counts as a fumble on the statsheet,
I've got butterfingers!

Your Georgia Boodawgs blew a 10 point lead in the fourth quarter to lose to the Orange Mountain Rockytops. There's always next year, Athens!

Meanwhile, Your Georgia Tech Wramblin Engineers caught a case of fumblitis and lost to former Georgia coach Mark Richt.
He's 14-0 in Atlanta!
He's more undefeated than 2 chili cheese slaw dogs from the Varsity!

Your Southside Dirtybirds went thermonuclear against the NFC champs this week.
Matty ice passed for a quarter ton and Julio Jones rolled 10 frames of perfection!

The Picksburgh Yinzers turned last week's 31 point loss into a 29 point victory. Manic Depression is a frustrating mess.

The Buckeyes of The Ohio State University made Italian subs out of the Rutgers Salami slicers. OH-IO!

The Indiana Mellencamps shocked Sparty with an Overtime win to bring home the Old Brass Spitoon for the first time sine 2006.

Roll Tide made the Blue Moons of Kentucky stop shining.
Nicktator and Kiffen are the most feared heel tag team since The Brothers of Destruction.

And overnight downunder at the Melbourne criket ground, the Footscray football club, better known as the Western Bulldogs upset the Sydney Swans in the Australian Rules Football Grand Final.
The Dogs won their first AFL flag in 62 years. They were the Cleveland Browns of Footy.