Football Minute Transcipts
Week 12!

Rivalry week! That means every game needs an iconic name or a stupid tropy to play for. Including our own!

Clean, old-fashioned hate raged from Athens to midtown.
The Nerds beat the Cannines in a wild slobberknocker for the ages.
I'm sure the hedges are still dripping witih slobber.

Roll Tide beat War Eagle in the Iron bowl. Does the winner get an iron bowl in that one?

Penn State beat Michigan State to win the Land Grant Trophy

Pitt and Syracuse combined for 137 points. That game needs a nickname!

The Badgers beat the Golden Gophers for Paul Bunyan's Axe

Worshington beat WASU to win the Apple Cup

The Beavers beat the Ducks to win the Platypus Trophy in the Civil War

Northwestern beat Illinois for the Land of Lincoln Trophy

The Ohio State Buckeyes beat the Team up North for All The Marbles

Kentucky beat Louisville for the Governors Cup

Indiana Beat Purdue for The Old Oaken Bucket

San Jose State beat Fresno State for the Valley trophy

Kansas State beat Kansas in the Sunflower Showdown

BYU beat Utah State for the Old Wagon Wheel

Arizona beat Arizona State for the Territorial Cup

Iowa beat Nebraska for the Heroes Game Trophy

Virginia Tech beat Virginia for the Commonwealth cup

USC beat Notre Dame for the Jewelled Shellalagh