Football Minute Transcript
2018 Week 3!

Week 3 of the Football Minute
Right about now, everything you knew about football
Just got turned on its ear.

374 yards and 5 touchdowns from Matty Ice
Didn't compare to Drew Brees
Becoming the all-time king of completed passes
And Caccatore-ing the Dirty Birds in OT.
But Calvin Ridley had a Stone Mountian Fantasy performance.

Your Midtown Bumblebees and Courtland Street Panthers
Both lost again
So Im going to skip right over them this week.
CMahhhhn!

But! Your Atlanta United FC are on a three game winning streak.
They won 2-nil Saturday.
And they're 4 points clear atop the MLS Eastern Conference.

War Eagle took a Gillete Fusion ProGlide to the Razorbbbacks.
SooooE?

Matt Patricia took time out from growing his beard
And shoving a pencil in his ear
To take down his hooded mentor
And get his first win as HC in the DET.

Roll Tide rolled over the Aggies in Tuscaloosa.
Of course the Nictator wasnt happy with the performance.
And they don't have another real game until November.

Mark Arum's New York Football Giants got off the schnide
With Old Eli looking young again.

Across the NFL
It was Rookies-Taking-Over week.
Josh Allen's Beefalos shocked the Viqueens
Josh Rosen took over for the Cards but lost
And Baker Mayfield took over for Tyrod Taylor,
Threw for 200 yards in just over two quarters,
Single handedly resurrected a city
And got the Cleveland Browns their fist win in 635 days.

Finally, tonight,
The Yinzers take on the Buccaroos on the MNF.