2018 Football Minute Lyrics
Week 10!

Week 10 in the NFL
Week 11 in college
And Conference Semifinal week in MLS!

Your Atlanta United FC
On the back of Brad Guzan
Advance on a 4-1 aggregate score
To the Eastern Conference Championship
In two weeks
Against the other team
From NYC.

Your number five Upper Oconee Boodawgs
Brought War Eagle
Into the Shrubs
And sent them back down to 85 south
With 303 yards rushing.
Both teams snack on cupcakes
This week before
Their big rival games after turkey.

Your Magic City Dirty Birds
Headed to Cleveland
And had to play
In the cold
And they made Baker Mayfield
And Former Boodawg Nick Chubb
Look like co-rookies of the year.

Roll Tide
Blanked those other Boodawgs
They're just too good.

Ben Roethlisberger passed for 5 TDs
Too bad he was on the bench
On your fantasy team!

Ohhhh how the almost mighty
Almost fall
Kentucky lost to Tennessee.

Speaking of Tennesse
The Hoodie and The G.O.A.T
Went to Nashville
And lost to the Titans
For the first time
Since 2002.

Fitzmagic threw for 406 yards
And lost
Do you know how difficult that is?

The Beefalo Bulls
Signed Matt Barkley
Off the Street
And humiliated
The New York Football Jets

And tonight
Mark Arum's 1-7 New York Softball Giants
Take on the stale remnants
Of the Forty Niners
On the MNF!