Week 6 in the NFL
Forgetaboutit week in college
Prodigious indigenous week in America

Your Vine City Panthers
Steamrolled the Chanticleers
With 3 100 yard rushers
Stick that in your Canterbury tale
They’re making a run at the Sun Belt East

Your Atlanta United FC
Are in the Eastern Conference Playoffs round 1 Saturday
The Benzo better be sold out

Don’t ask me about
The Magic City Dirty Birds
There’s nothing extra about that extra point
Is Kyler Murray a must start fantasy option now?

Don’t ask me about the
The Stone Mountain Freeway Boodawgs
There’s nothing over about those overtimes
Make way for THE number 4 Ohio State Buckeyes

Don’t ask me about
The West Side Wramblin Wreck
There’s no stinger in that bee right now

Mark Arum’s New York Football Giants
Are 2-4
America’s Team Cleveland Browns
Are 2-4
The Steelers, Jaguars, Titans,
Broncos, Chargers, and Bucs
Are 2-4

Roll Tide was actually losing
For a bit in the first quarter

LSU won an alligator shootout
Kentucky outhogged Arkansas
With 330 yards rushing
Auburn was on a bye

The New York Football Jets
Were spleen and mean
To upset Los Caballeros

And tonight
The Steak Sandwich City Lions
Take on fantasy point thief Aaron Jones
And the Cheese Packers
On the MNF