Week 7 in the NFL
Back on track week in college
Foliage fanaticism week in America

Your Atlanta United FC
Got six saves from Brad Guzan
And advance to Thursday's Conference Semifinal
Against Philadelphia at the Benzo
Tickets still available!

Your Peoplestown Panthers
Beat Army
And Army almost beat Michigan
So maybe Georgia State can get into the Big Ten
Next year
Go see them play a game already!

Your Midtown Bumblebees
Went down to Miami
And downgraded the Hurricanes to ttropical storms

Then Tropical Storn Nestor
Made his way to Athens
And your Upper Oconee Boodawgs
Rode 35 passing yards to victory

Matty Ice
Is icing his ankle
And your Magic City Dirty Birds
Aren't icing any cakes this year

Aaron Rogers
Threw for 5 touchdowns
And scored a perfect quarterback rating
What's a quarterback rating?
Google it

The Ain'ts are 5-0 without Drew Brees
Roll Tide lost their starting QB for a couple weeks
War Eagle bounced back high on the hog

THE number 3 Ohio State Buckeyes
Have outscored opponents
348 to 56

Mark Arum's New York Footbal Giants
Almost erased a 17-point deficit
But at least they got Saquon back

And tonight
The G.O.A.T and company
Head to New Jersey
To overlook the upset minded Jets
On the MNF