Week 10 in the NFL
Shuffle the cards at the top week in College
Here comes winter week in America

Your Upper Oconee Boodawgs
Blanked Missou
Thank You Missouri
For being in the SEC

Your Midtown Wramblin WReck
Allllmost beat Virginia
But they didnt
Just wait til next year

Your Hank Aaron Drive Panthers
Lost a heartbreakeer to UL Monroe
Despite 533 total yards
Go get tickets for App State next week, already!

Your Magic City Dirty Birds
Turned it around
And upset the Saints
Now we go!
Playoffs or bust!

Look out below
Genius coah PJ Fleck
And his Minnesota Golden Gophers
Don't ya know
Knocked off #4 Penn State
Sorry bout your luck, Penn State

Everybody loves it
When Alabama loses
And they did
And everybody loves it
When Ed Ogeron talks
"Ya. we're a better team."

THE Ohio State Buckeyes
Scored 73 on Maryland
Glad Maryland is in the Big 10

America's Team
Cleveland Browns
Aren't out of it yet
Just 7 more wins in a row and we're in

Mark Arum's New York Football Giants
Lost the Who Can Be Worse Bowl
In New Jersey
Danny Dimes got his lunch money stolen
On a steal and score

And tonight
A barnburner in Rice-a-Roni town
When the Seahawks come down
To take on the Niners
On the MNF