Week 11 in the NFL
Are You In Or Are You Out Week in college
Thanksgiving Is Next Week Already? Week in America

Your Magic City Dirty Birds
Won another game?
They've won two in a row?
They got an interception?
9 and 7 starts now!

Your Athens County Boodawgs
Chopped wood for three straight quarters
Then layed down the axe
But hey! 3 SEC East titles in a row!
Watch out for the photographer

Georgia Tech
If you get blanked 45- Zip
You don't deserve a spot
On the Football Minute

Your Mechanicsville Panthers
Welcomed national television
And a ranked opponent to town
Did you go?
Too bad they couldnt
Climb the mountain of App State
Despite the valor and fortitude
Of Dan Ellington
Great effort though, Panthers!

Oakland is 6-4?
Buffalo is 7-3?
Baltimore is 8-2?
San Francisco is 9-1?

The Bengals +10.5 covered for ya
You're welcome!
Too bad for all yall that took the Cards +10
The last play debacle made it a push. Ha!

America's Team Cleveland Browns
Beat the Stillers
Put.
Your.
Helmet.
Back.
On.
Mason!

Mark Arum's New York Football Giants
Did not lose this week!
Because they were on a bye

And tonight
Old Man Rivers
And Melvin G
Take on the KC Track Meet
On the MNF