Week 12 in the NFL
Semi-rivalry week in college
Thanksgiving week in America

Your Peoples Town Panthers
Bounced back
Wtih a Senior Day victory
Over Alabama!
South Alabama...
Dan Ellington and Tra Barnett
Lead the charge
Best Season ever for GSU
Great job, guys!

Your Midtown Wramblin Wreck
Stuffed a two point conversion
To crack the Wolfpack
Bout time, fellas!

Your Upper Oconee Boodawgs
Looked a bit shaggy
Against those Aggies
But they prevailed
Thanks to the boot
Of their goggled career scoring leader
Rodrigo Blankenship

From SaNford Stadium
To SaMford getting War Eagled
In Auburn's Iron Bowl warmup squash match

And in the other Iron Bowl warmup squash match
Roll Tide flounted the Catamounts
I mean come on y'all
Play someone already!

USC beat UCLA
They both got to wear their home jersies
I love that!

The G.O.A.T Farm
Beat Los Caballeros
In the Sideways Rain Punt Bowl 2K19

America's Team
Cleveland Browns
Made the 'Phins wish they were
The Fin from Star Wars

Mark Arum's New York Football Giants
Couldn't get past
Danny Stripsack
getting a Mack attack

And tonight
The RAvenS
Take on the RaMs
On the MNF