2019 Football Minute Lyrics
Week 13!

Week 13 in the NFL
Rivalry Week in college
Cyber Monday week in America

Your Watkinsville Boodawgs
Came down the Stone Mountain Freeway
And gave Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate
To Your Midtown Wreck
For the Governor's Cup

Your Downtown Panthers
Got some Modern Day Hate
From Georgia Southern
Historic season nonetheless

Matty Ice
Was smote to the turf
As your Magic City Flock Of Seagulls
Let them Ain'ts go marchin in

Rams bounced back
Chiefs bounced back
Texans bounced back

Auburn fooled Alabama
In the Iron Bowl

THE #1 Buckeyes
Made Nut Butter
Out of That Team Up North
in THE Game

Boomer Sooner beat the Cowpokes
In Bedlam

Indiana beat Purdue
In 2 overtimes
For the Old Oaken Bucket

Wisco beat the Gophers
For Paul Bunyan's Axe

Clemson crushed the Game Cocks
in the Palmetto Bowll

Ole Miss raised a leg
To the Other Boodawgs
In the Egg Bowl

The Huskies
Apple core-nothing-more-d WASU
For the Apple Cup

The Ducks smacked the Beavers
For the Platypus trophy
In the Civil War.

America's Team Cleveland Browns
Lost to some dude named Duck

Mark Arum's New York Football Giants
Got Whackpacked by the Pack

And tonight
A preview of the NFC Divisional Playoff
On the MNF