Week 14 in the NFL
Conference Championship Week in college
I'm sick of Xmas already week in America

Your Atlanta Boodawgs
Finished a great season
In the Benzo
In front of adoring fans
Too bad Joe Burrow won the Heismann that day
Have fun playing Baylor in the Sugar Bowl!

Your Downtown Panthers
Are going bowling!
They're heading to the Arizona Bowl
To Take on the Cowboys
Of Wyoming
Book your New Years Eve trips now!

Your Magic City Dirty Birds
Destroyed the Panthers
And your Matty Ice
Is the 10th QB in history
To sling it for 50,000 yards

Boise State won the Mountain West
Oregon won the PAC 12 in an upset
Lane Kiffin won Conference USA
Then bolted for Ole Miss
Welcome back, Lanie.

Clemson destroyed Wa Hoo Wah
For the ACC

THE Big Ten Champion
Ohio State Buckeyes
Scored 27 unanswered in the second half
To take their Crown
They'll get Clemson in the national semis

The Niners outkicked the Saints
In the shootout of the year

America's Team Cleveland Browns
Kept their playoff hopes alive
By winning
The Battle of Interstate 71

And tonight
Mark Arum's New Jersey Football Giants
And Mark's hero, The Immortal Eli Manning
Take on the Brotherly Lovin Iggles
Take Jersey +9.5
And the under
On the MNF