2020 Football Minute Lyrics
Week 5!

Week 5 in the NFL
Anybody's Guess Week in college
Halloween-Is-Still-3-Weeks-Away- So-Chill-Out week in America!

Your Midtown Wramblin Wreck
Slogged it out in the rain
And stung Lehvull for the win
Jeff Sims: 3 TDs, 0 INTs!

Your Classic City Boodawgs
Sent Rocky Top
Back to their home sweet home
With 27 unanswered in the second half
Alabama next weekend!

Your Downtown Dirty Birds
Finally did it!
0-5 for the first time since 1997
And Dan Quinn was shown the door
Thanks for the memories, Dan!
We almost had a few good ones.

Raiders upset the Chiefs
Don't worry
Mahomes still got his fantasy points
Look out for them Raiders

Look out for them Dolphins
Look out for them Texans

is 1-2
Boo hoo hoo
For you you you

The Red River Shootout
Was certainly that!
98 total points
And 897 yards of total offense

America's Team
The Cleveland Browns
Don't have a defense
Don't need a defense
4-1 for the first time
Since 1994

Mark Arum's New York Football Giants
Had the breaks (oops) go their way
But came up just a day late
And just a dollar short

And tonight
Drew Brees's Father Time
Takes on Justin Hebert's Baby New Year
On the MNF

And oh ya
Bills Titans on Tuesday
Get used to that!