2020 Football Minute Lyrics
Week 6!

Week 6 in the NFL
Take Your Medicine Week in college
Glad-This-Isn't-A-Baseball Minute in Atlanta
Were All Gonna Die Week in America

Your Upper Oconee Boodawgs
Went over to see the Nicktator
Gave up 417 yards passing
Got blanked in the second half
And will not be ranked as high as 3
For the rest of the year
Keep choppin wood, Kirby
Because the Big Ten is coming

Your Midtown Wramblin Wreck
They were tied with Clemson
For exactly 7 seconds in the first quarter
Before serving as a JV scout team from then on
500 yards passing for Big Orange

Your Magic City Dirty Birds
Loaned their choke potion
To Los Bravos for a day,
Played a great game
And won!
11-5 starts now.

Your Downtown Panthers
Visited Jonesboro Arkansas
And had shooootout
But got edged out in the end
1192 yards of total offense!

America's Team
The Cleveland Browns
Are unfortunately
Still a whiny little brother
To Pittsburgh's big brother
17 straight losses for CLE in PIT

Mark Arum's New York Football Giants
Are off the snide!
QB Danny Dimes
Slung the rock
For a whopping
112 yards for the win

And another double header tonight
Mahomes is giving ball control lessons to Josh Allen
On the early bird

And The Red Rifle
Will take on the Red Birds
In 20 minutes
On the MNF