Week 7 in the NFL
Big Ten is back week in college
Smell-My-Feet-Give-Me-Something-Good-To-Eat Week in America
Your Downtown Panthers
Had a another shootout
And this time they vanquished
The Trojan horses of Alabama
The Coastal Carolina Chanticleers
Are ranked #25 in America
And they play Georgia State this weekend!
Its on TV
Get your Panther Tshirts now
Your Midtown Bumblebees
Got their honey stolen again
Rebuilding is hard
But the future is bright. Kinda.
Your Choke City Chokers
Choked to The Steak Sandwich City Lions
And choked up a choke job
By scoring a touchdown
And choking up a game winning drive.
You know what they say
When in Choke City
Choke as the chokers choke
Greg Schiano's Rutgers Scarlet Knights upset Sparty. Haha.
Cardinals upset the Seahawks, Haha.
Niners upset the Patriots. Haha.
The Football Team smashed the Cowboys. Haha.
The Cleveland Browns
Know how to make a bad team look good
But in the end
They barely squeaked past, the Bengals?
Hey, 5-2 is 5-2!
Mark Arum's New York Football Giants
Are great at losing
And Danny DOH is great
At tripping over the 10 yard line
They're only one game off the pace
in the NFC Least
The Midway Monsters
Take on the Goff City Rammos
On the MNF