Week 8 in the NFL
Give It Up Or Turn It Loose Week in college
Here Comes The Madness week in America

Your Magic City Dirty Birds
Are, by far
The best 2-6 team in the NFL
Younghoe Koo
Keeps on kicking it through

Your Athens County Boodawgs
Saw the blue moon of Kentucky
But kept on shining
Even as 4 defensive starters
Got knocked out of the game
World's Smallest Cocktail Party this weekend

Your Midtown Bumble Bees
Welcomed a ranked opponent to town
Both teams had gold helmets
I couldnt tell them apart
It didn't go well for the Wreck

Your Downtown Panthers
Also welcomed a ranked opponent to town
It went even worse
A 51 to nothing schellacking
From the Chanticleers

Your Atlanta United
Got a clean sheet against Cincinnati
They have a teeeeny chance to make the MSL playoffs

The Steelers are 8-0 ughhh
Alabama is 6-0 ughh
The Jets are 0-8 ughhh
OBJ is out for the year ughhh
Antonio Brown is back ughh

America's Team
The Cleveland Browns
Revived Red Right 88
From 1980
And Left Points On The Board
in 2020

And tonight
Mark Arum's New York Football Giants
Are thinking upset
in Tompa Bay
Too bad the G.O.A.T.
has other plans
On the MNF