Week 10 in the NFL
Let's just call the whole thing off week in college
Go get your turkey week in America

Your Upper Oconee Boodaws
Sat it out
Thanks COVID
Your Magic City Dirtybirds
Sat it out
Thanks bye week
Your Midtown Bumblebees
Moved it back
Ohhh this is getting old
What the hell am I supposed to talk about?
Cheeseburgers?

Your Downtown Panthers
Started hot
But couldnt climb the mountain
Against the Mountaineers

Antonio Brown won a game against
A surveillance camera
Me and Ronald Jones
Had 192 rushing yards
Touchdown Tompa Bay
3 TDS
And a whole lotta fantasy points
Tua and the Dolphins
are 6-3. Do your thing, kid
Drew Brees got some barbecured ribs

America's Team
The Cleveland Browns
rode 40 mile per hour winds
And two 100 yard running backs
To an ugly victory
Over an ugly team

Mark Arum's New York Football Giants
Pulled one out against the Iggles
And pulled into second place
In the NFL least
Can ya believe it
Turn that frown upside down
Danny Dimes is back

And tonight
A battle of who can be more average
in the NFC Norris
Bears Vikings
On the MNF