Jon and Tyrion reunite
Rhaegal requests a flyby
Negative Dragon rider, the pattern is full
Dani gets an intro longer than Apollo Creed's in Rocky 4:
"You stand in the presence of
Danaerys Stormborn of House Targheryan
Rightful heir to the Iron Throne
Rightful Queen of the Andals and the First Men
Protector of the Seven Kingdoms
The Mother of Dragons
The Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea
The Breaker of Chains"
And "This is Jon Snow, he's King in the North"
Meanwhile on the sea
Theon gets fished out.
Meanwhile in King's Landing
Euron trots into the Throne room with gifts
And asks Jamie for a digital marketing plan
Then in the black cells
Cersei gives the Long Farewell for the win!
She's cold as ice in the torture chamber
But hot for kielbasa in the bed chamber
Too bad the bank's come a-callin!
But the Lannisters always pay their debts.
Meanwhile back in Dragonstone
Jon and Tyrion have a broodoff
And Dani capitulates. Time to mine some Dragonglass!
Meanwhile in Winterfell
Sansa is large and in charge
Then Bran shows up, and his three eyes have seen it all!
Meanwhile at the Citadel
The Archmaester admires Sam's handywork
And turns him into a Xerox machine
Meanwhile in Dragonstone
Tyrion goes Ocean's 11 about Casterly Rock
"Give me 10 good men and I'll impregnate the bitch."
The Unsullied take the Rock but uhhh..where is everyone?
They're gone! And Euron is burning our ships!
Meanwhile in Highgarden
Jamie shows up with the rest of the Lannister Army
And takes Highgarden with ease
"Time to pay up Olenna."
Here's some pain free poison
She chugs it and confesses to killing Joffrey on her way out!
"I want Cersei to know it was me."