Hit me with the chinese suction cup treatment, my shoulder's kinda sore
Our 48 kilogram female weightlifter pulled off the best snatch in american history
The wreck of a dutch cyclist in the women's road race was the worst sports injury I've seen since Joe Theismann
The US Men's Basketball team and the US Women's Soccer team are the greatest shows on earth
But look out for the US women's field hockey team, they're smoking, and they're suns out, guns out all the time

We've got 19 Medals so far:
Bronze in Women's Trap shooting
Bronze in Women's 100m Butterfly
Bronze in Men's 100m BREASTstroke
Bronze in Women's 400m Freestyle
Bronze in Men's 200m Freestyle
Bronze in Men's 100m Backstroke
Bronze Women's 100m BREASTstroke

Silver in Men's Team Archery
Silver in Men's 400m Individual Medley
Silver in Women's 400m Individual Medley
Silver in Women's 4 by 100m Freestyle Relay
Silver in Men's Foil Individual
Silver in Men's Synchronised 10m Platform
Silver in Women's 100m Backstroke Gold in Women's 10m Air Rifle
Gold in Women's 400m Freestyle
Gold in Men's 4 by 100m Freestyle Relay
Gold in Men's 100m Backstroke
Gold in Women's 100m BREASTstroke
Take that Russia!